i would tranquilize her (not in a creepy way, i swear) take her for a light gastric bypass to take off the extra pounds she's gained, and drop her off on the set of a V magazine shoot. or put her in a basket, drop her off at elite's owner doorstep to his townhouse, knock, and run away.
^nah I'd tranquilize her, drop her at IMG models, then leave, oh and I'd give her a bottle and when she woke up the next day we'd run through a meadow spreading joy and happiness and then we'd have to save a town from poisonous Saleisha Tulip mutants and we'd...
If I saw Katarzyna I'd... omg I can't say...
I would just say hello and let her go on her merry way. And if I saw Katarzyna, I would save her for a time when I couldn't fall asleep because she is soooooooo boring. lol
but in a year, after she was modeling in all the major fashion spots, i would meet her one day, give her a letter that was made up of individual letters and words from fashion show programs from the one's she participated in. she would realize i had helped her career and that i was always the one she loved, and we would be married. and then i'd wake up.
Oh and then once Jenah is with IMG and booking work and booking shows in NY fashion week, I'd send her to Paris and Milan and we'd drink chocolate milk together by the Siene laughing at mushroom models and we'd stay at Kat's model house apt. and make fun of the bulimic models that aren't booking crap because they suck at being models.
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And I'd rather run through Chantal-spewed rainbows. Saleisha gives me shivers...
If I saw Katarzyna I'd... omg I can't say...
LOL I rmember Elyse posted on her LiveJournal a while back about this model she called "The Latvian Horse Woman" who was always drunk and stuff haha.
And david is an obsessed STALKER!!
I'd die if I did or even watched Kat do a shoot.