on a side note:the best models are usually good actors as well, though (thusly models in commercials)...and if this is the best she can model...i don't think she could do it...but you never know. she could be the next candis cayne (the first transgender actress to appear on a television show as a transgender).
good as gone. lol, it's kind of funny when everyone says tyra. i keep imagining tyra (banks, the model) typing furiously at her keyboard. but anyway.....i heard isis is the new face for something of sean paul. i wonder what she'll be modeling.
Sometimes i wonder what would happen if tyra found out about this site...She might look around to see what her babies have been doing...maybe..assuming she isnt so busy (and she is)
*tyra banks sitting at a laptop addressed at all-antm dot com in a studio with mckey and nigel for the winner's shoot.*
nigel- tyra, are you sure you don't want to be in the shot?
tyra- hush, slave! momma's workin'.
nigel- but tyra, people are starting to suspect that the photo has you photoshopped in. maybe you should do it this time! come-*cut off*
tyra-SHUT UP! MCKEY LOOKS GREAT ALREADY. FINE, COUTURE, HIGH FASHION OR WHATEVER!
mckey- *spacing out, thinking about how enjoyable the weather is today*
tyra- see?! that's beautiful! TAKE THE PICTURE!
nigel- but tyra! people are suspecting---
tyra-THAN PHOTOSHOP IT BETTER! AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE WHAMMED BY MY BEAUTY.......and mckey's...now GO! I ALREADY GOT ROSENTHAL IN LINE TO REPLACE YOU LIKE THAT! *snaps fingers* DON'T FORGET, NIGEL, I MADE YOU! IF IT WASN'T FOR MY SHOW, YOU'D BE NOTHING! I BROUGHT YOU INTO THE INDUSTRY, AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT JUST LIKE... THAT! *snaps fiercely*
*nigel hesitantly gets back to mckey and starts taking her pictures, not knowing she is still in a daze with a blank stare*
*tyra banks looks back at the screen*
hmmmmm...anya has print work...that's good....ah, my whitney does too! great...who's that?...*peers closer* GUITAR-JENAH?! damn it!...never liked her....ugghhh....her photos are better than whitney's....and she's working internationally....should have bashed her a bit more on the show.....oh, well, there's always the annual fiercees....
*whitney walks in*
whitney-TYRA! thought i'd say hi to you since i'm here!
tyra- SHUT UP, GIRL-WHO'S-NOT-ME! you're reigns over and you're always here. what are you going to tell me? YOU GOT WORK? HAH!
whitney-true...*cries fakely*
tyra- thanks to your bad acting, some punk on this website keeps finding all my girls to be rigged! some damien17 or something like that.
whitney- that sucks. there's a bicycle calling my name! followed by some streets that need to be walked! see ya!
tyra- dang detectives! just have to go figuring out everything! even mckey?! grrrrr ... thought i had everyone on that one ... back to the drawing board..
*exits with a witch hat on her head and joins the evil apple-selling fiercest witch (miss jay makeover episode) and start stirring ingredients in a couldron for a new way to rig the next cycle*
screen fades to black.
haven't written something like that in a while...ah, now i feel good. : )
on a side note:the best models are usually good actors as well, though (thusly models in commercials)...and if this is the best she can model...i don't think she could do it...but you never know. she could be the next candis cayne (the first transgender actress to appear on a television show as a transgender).
*tyra banks sitting at a laptop addressed at all-antm dot com in a studio with mckey and nigel for the winner's shoot.*
nigel- tyra, are you sure you don't want to be in the shot?
tyra- hush, slave! momma's workin'.
nigel- but tyra, people are starting to suspect that the photo has you photoshopped in. maybe you should do it this time! come-*cut off*
tyra-SHUT UP! MCKEY LOOKS GREAT ALREADY. FINE, COUTURE, HIGH FASHION OR WHATEVER!
mckey- *spacing out, thinking about how enjoyable the weather is today*
tyra- see?! that's beautiful! TAKE THE PICTURE!
nigel- but tyra! people are suspecting---
tyra-THAN PHOTOSHOP IT BETTER! AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE WHAMMED BY MY BEAUTY.......and mckey's...now GO! I ALREADY GOT ROSENTHAL IN LINE TO REPLACE YOU LIKE THAT! *snaps fingers* DON'T FORGET, NIGEL, I MADE YOU! IF IT WASN'T FOR MY SHOW, YOU'D BE NOTHING! I BROUGHT YOU INTO THE INDUSTRY, AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT JUST LIKE... THAT! *snaps fiercely*
*nigel hesitantly gets back to mckey and starts taking her pictures, not knowing she is still in a daze with a blank stare*
*tyra banks looks back at the screen*
hmmmmm...anya has print work...that's good....ah, my whitney does too! great...who's that?...*peers closer* GUITAR-JENAH?! damn it!...never liked her....ugghhh....her photos are better than whitney's....and she's working internationally....should have bashed her a bit more on the show.....oh, well, there's always the annual fiercees....
*whitney walks in*
whitney-TYRA! thought i'd say hi to you since i'm here!
tyra- SHUT UP, GIRL-WHO'S-NOT-ME! you're reigns over and you're always here. what are you going to tell me? YOU GOT WORK? HAH!
whitney-true...*cries fakely*
tyra- thanks to your bad acting, some punk on this website keeps finding all my girls to be rigged! some damien17 or something like that.
whitney- that sucks. there's a bicycle calling my name! followed by some streets that need to be walked! see ya!
tyra- dang detectives! just have to go figuring out everything! even mckey?! grrrrr ... thought i had everyone on that one ... back to the drawing board..
*exits with a witch hat on her head and joins the evil apple-selling fiercest witch (miss jay makeover episode) and start stirring ingredients in a couldron for a new way to rig the next cycle*
screen fades to black.