David- whitney! You vile fiend! I demand you stop terrorizing those poor regular models at once!
Elyse- Yes, whitney. You are much too arrogant, and it's a little bit weird!
Wannabe-Plus-Zilla (whitney)- Sure thing, David! You can escort me to jail! Just as long as you're willing to help me carry my...THINGS!!! *Pulls out cannon that contains all the tags she cut off from her clothes and starts shooting non-stop in an attempt to bury David and Elyse alive.*
*Elyse and David release a super "fashion a-hole" shield that begins to be pelted with the tags of doom*
David- Argh! Elyse, I don't know how much longer I can hold the shield!
whitney- HAHAHHAHAHA! Feel my wrath of insecurity!!!
BANG! *something knocks off the back of whitney's head, stopping her attack*
whitney-WHAT IS THIS?!??! *peers down at the floor to see the object that hit her*
SARAN WRAP?!?!?
Catwoman (Jaslene)- Yes, whitney! I, as a thin person, hate seeing other models get tormented by jealous, insecure witches!
whitney-ARRRGGGH!!! Not you!
Jaslene- Yes! Now feel the wrath of my Super-CHACHA-BEAM!
whitney-NOOO!!! *Starts running, but halts in front of David and Elyse.*
Elyse- Forgetting something?
David- Elyse, let's use our fashionable Fierce Eyes Elimination Beam! Jaslene, fire the CHACHA! All on the count of three!
ONE!
whitney- NOOOOO!!!!
David-TWO!
whitney- Come on, I'll make you cupcakes if you spare me!!!
David-THREE!!!
*All three shoot their special attacks in unison as whitney is hit and blasted away*.
whitney-AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Curse you, David, Elyse, Jaslene! Curse you all!!! I'll be back, and my revenge will be oh so sweet, it'll go straight to my thighhhhhhhhhssssss!!!! *Disappears into the universe as a faint light in the sky.*
David-Another day, another fine job, you two! As long as whitney's evil lurks in the world, we will always be there to put a stop to it!
*All three high five and fly into the sunset*
*Fade to black, roll credits*
Elyse- Yes, whitney. You are much too arrogant, and it's a little bit weird!
Wannabe-Plus-Zilla (whitney)- Sure thing, David! You can escort me to jail! Just as long as you're willing to help me carry my...THINGS!!! *Pulls out cannon that contains all the tags she cut off from her clothes and starts shooting non-stop in an attempt to bury David and Elyse alive.*
*Elyse and David release a super "fashion a-hole" shield that begins to be pelted with the tags of doom*
David- Argh! Elyse, I don't know how much longer I can hold the shield!
whitney- HAHAHHAHAHA! Feel my wrath of insecurity!!!
BANG! *something knocks off the back of whitney's head, stopping her attack*
whitney-WHAT IS THIS?!??! *peers down at the floor to see the object that hit her*
SARAN WRAP?!?!?
Catwoman (Jaslene)- Yes, whitney! I, as a thin person, hate seeing other models get tormented by jealous, insecure witches!
whitney-ARRRGGGH!!! Not you!
Jaslene- Yes! Now feel the wrath of my Super-CHACHA-BEAM!
whitney-NOOO!!! *Starts running, but halts in front of David and Elyse.*
Elyse- Forgetting something?
David- Elyse, let's use our fashionable Fierce Eyes Elimination Beam! Jaslene, fire the CHACHA! All on the count of three!
ONE!
whitney- NOOOOO!!!!
David-TWO!
whitney- Come on, I'll make you cupcakes if you spare me!!!
David-THREE!!!
*All three shoot their special attacks in unison as whitney is hit and blasted away*.
whitney-AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Curse you, David, Elyse, Jaslene! Curse you all!!! I'll be back, and my revenge will be oh so sweet, it'll go straight to my thighhhhhhhhhssssss!!!! *Disappears into the universe as a faint light in the sky.*
David-Another day, another fine job, you two! As long as whitney's evil lurks in the world, we will always be there to put a stop to it!
*All three high five and fly into the sunset*
*Fade to black, roll credits*