Aw, don't be offended, jesse. It's just so you. I wasn't surprised at all that you don't like a thick brow or pale skin. It's just not something I'd picture you liking. Nothing wrong with that.
I love bushy eyebrows. Sure, it doesn't work on EVERYONE, but I think it CAN look great. Look at Ashley Olsen. She looks great with them. (she may not be the best example... but the first one I thought of.. lol)