Lol have you seen these? They're from a thread on TFS where they turn a model's middle name into a funny stereotype.
Lara "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? Stone
Lara "Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage" Stone
Lara "Please tell you trousers it's rude to point" Stone
Lara "I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness" Stone
Here are a few more:
Masha "Don't look directly into my eyes" Tylena
Linda "I really need to get out of bed" Evangelista
Giselle "The World is not enough" Bundchen
Vlada "Don't mention my fans" Roslyakova
Coco "No I don't believe I've ever caught a fly in my mouth" Rocha
Chanel "If I wasn't where I am I'd be auditioning for ANTM" Iman
Lara "I could fit one of Snejana Onopka's legs in my tooth gap" Stone
^ I have! I made some myself. For Lara:
Lara "her cups runneth over" Stone
Lara "you can milk me for all eternity" Stone
Lara "the Dutch even make yellow teeth sexy" Stone
Lara "did I even have eyebrows?" Stone
the best from TFS is:
Lara "my face is with IMG, my body is with D Management" Stone!
and Freja "Anabela, there's candy in my trunk" Beha
Lara "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? Stone
Lara "Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage" Stone
Lara "Please tell you trousers it's rude to point" Stone
Lara "I wish for a world of peace, harmony, & nakedness" Stone
Here are a few more:
Masha "Don't look directly into my eyes" Tylena
Linda "I really need to get out of bed" Evangelista
Giselle "The World is not enough" Bundchen
Vlada "Don't mention my fans" Roslyakova
Coco "No I don't believe I've ever caught a fly in my mouth" Rocha
Chanel "If I wasn't where I am I'd be auditioning for ANTM" Iman
Lara "I could fit one of Snejana Onopka's legs in my tooth gap" Stone
Lara "her cups runneth over" Stone
Lara "you can milk me for all eternity" Stone
Lara "the Dutch even make yellow teeth sexy" Stone
Lara "did I even have eyebrows?" Stone
the best from TFS is:
Lara "my face is with IMG, my body is with D Management" Stone!
and Freja "Anabela, there's candy in my trunk" Beha